A blog.

Sup?

This is not a weird blog, or a funny blog, or a confusing blog.
It's a blog.
Deal with it.
I only am writing this because NFL games are only on Sundays and Mondays. But I'll do my best to make it interesting. My name's Joe and I live on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy. I can communicate easily with lower life forms, like my brother, Eli. And I can also eat green olives and not throw up. I actually like them. I'm at my dad's house, and my dad's making dinner (fried chicken and potatoes!) while Eli does his homework in MY room. I have one dog, Sazoo, a cat, Snicklefritz, a lizard named Fruit, who is shown above, and a dead cat named Gibson. I have nearly no homework today, because I have to study for a test in four subjects. (I'm in the seventh grade) My parents are divorced, and my dad has a girlfriend, named Jacqueline. Eli is arriving, so goodbye.
By the way, this is my dad's account, so the profile and account are not mine. And my name is Joe, not David Franke.
And also, the clock on the computer's screwed up, so it's really about four and a half hours than it says under posted by David Franke at so and so.